In this report about Phuket escort girls I’ll be writing about the full gamut of ladies who will be happy to entertain a guy for monetary reward. Traditional agency call girls are an important component of the services on offer, but there are lots of other options too.
The vast number of Thai nightlife venues to choose from will give you plenty of opportunities to meet girls. But, if you prefer a more slow paced and intimate way of meeting ladies, you might be interested in checking out:
I’ll be focusing on the services available in Patong, which is by far the biggest Phuket red light district, but there are a variety of services available in the other popular resorts, most notably Karon Beach and Kata Beach.
If you are not staying in Patong, Phuket call girls may have some extra appeal to you because, obviously, they will travel to you if you need an outcall service anywhere on the island.
On the other hand, if you are staying in Patong, then using any of these relatively expensive call girl services would make less sense. They do still provide an extra degree of discretion though, and that may be important for some guys.
Patong is like a miniature Pattaya, which means that visitors can easily meet all sorts of alternative Thai girls who will be interested in spending the night with them, and that makes the nightlife here a lot of fun for single guys.
Phuket escort girl prices are particularly expensive if you want a
‘long-time’ service from an agency call girl. Other working-girls, e.g.
freelance prostitutes and bar-girls, will be a lot cheaper if want a
service spanning a number of days.
The nightlife in Patong is very good, and fun is guaranteed, but the
revelers who holiday there are a relatively more mainstream sort of
visitor i.e. it has a smaller proportion of sex-tourists looking for the
company of Phuket escort girls.
You get a lot of couples and a lot of guys who won’t pay for play (P4P), but there’s still enough visitors who do partake in the industry that you won’t feel at all awkward if you decide to join in with the adult festivities.
There are enough single men within the general body of visitors to make taking a girl out of a bar comfortable enough, meaning that you won’t feel like a spectacle should you decide to wander off with a bar-girl.
If discretion is needed, you could avoid the extra expense of a Phuket escort girl by arranging for a bar-girl to come to your hotel sometime after you depart her bar. This won’t be impossible to sort out, and the girls fully understand that some guys need to be discreet.
To swing this deal you will most likely need to bay the girl's 'bar-fine' (a release fee) which in Phuket will usually cost around 500 to 1,000 baht and then trust her to turn up at the allotted time (additionally, you'll need to pay the girl for her services after your liaison). There is a chance that you could be conned and that the girl will do a no-show, but that doesn't happen very often.
Phuket Red Light District - Patong
This might not be in accord with everyone’s experience but I’ve often found, with regards to the bars at least, that Phuket escort girls can be a little more mercenary than the girls in Pattaya, for example.
They can be a little more likely to try to take advantage of a newcomer by asking way too high a price for their company but, despite this, they are a friendly bunch of girls and they’re good fun to be around.
Bangla Road, the beating heart of the Phuket nightlife scene.
Keep in mind that call girls are amongst the best looking working-girls, so some extra expense is to be expected. The downside is that you'll have to trust the pictures posted and you won't have any chance to have a chat with the girl and build up a bit of a rapport.
Happily, if you are looking for the all-important ‘girlfriend experience’ then you should be able to find it easily enough in Patong. It isn’t as commonly found as it is in Pattaya because there’s a bit more of a professional attitude in Phuket.
Some girls might not want to do a ‘long-time’ visit if they think that they can make more money by doing multiple ‘short-time’ services of an hour or so each.
The main Phuket red light district is called Bangla Road, also known as Bangla Walking Street, in Patong.
You can think of it as being a bit like a smaller version of Pattaya’s Walking Street and, as with its more infamous sister, it is a pedestrian zone by night. There are various smaller streets, known as sois, joining onto Bangla Road and most have a healthy selection of beer bars where you can meet a lady for the night.
One thing to keep in mind with Patong is that it is very easy to end up with your picture online; the tourists there seem to be particularly fond of their cameras and, unlike other places in Thailand, the bar girls there don’t seem to mind being photographed.
It’s something to bear in mind if being pictured in the company of a sexy young Thai girl might cause you some problems if it were to be seen online.
Even in Patong, bars can be quiet during the low season...
The most popular way to meet an escort for the night whilst convincing yourself that you are not a sex-tourist, is to pick a girl up in one of the discos on Bangla Road. This is the preferred option of younger guys and whilst they might think that the ladies they meet in the clubs are not prostitutes, they are kidding themselves.
This is not to say that younger guys always have to pay for their pleasure, if a Thai girl is genuinely attracted to a guy (which may well happen if the guy is of a similar age, slim, and good-looking) then she may well choose to go with him just for the fun. However, that same girl will prostitute her services for other guys.
There are lots of discos to choose from on or around Bangla Road, the three below are my recommendations:
Illuzion – widely regarded as the best Phuket club.
White Room – the classiest option in town.
Tiger Club – a slightly cheaper option, but still good.
There are plenty of other option, but you can’t go wrong with these three.
For those who care nothing for pretense, and want a better inspection of the working-girls in Phuket, there are a few gogo bar options to choose from. Phuket gogo bars are nowhere near as popular as similar establishments in Pattaya, and if you like the idea of them then you probably should go to Pattaya instead.
If you only have a passing interest then the gogo bars on and around
Bangla Road are worth a look, Soi Seadragon is home to most of them. If
you are only going to choose one of these bars, then I’d go for:
Suzy Wong’s A Go Go – long established and well regarded.
For more information and the pros and cons of all the various Phuket escort girls and the services they offer, scroll down. For now, I think a true story might be of interest.
An Escort called Jeab
By Chris (from Phuket)
Jeab was one of the more popular escorts in Phuket and, at times, you could say that she really loved her job. It gave her the flexibility she craved in the times she worked. Sometimes she met really quite interesting, nice people and, best of all, it paid well, really well.
Standing just over 5’6” in her bare feet and, naturally, much taller in the 3-4” heels she always wore when on assignment, Jeab was a girl from the provinces. A girl escaping the dire drudgery of country life to better herself. Perhaps not the profession she would have chosen for herself when younger and not one she’d choose for any daughter she might one day have herself but, needs must she always thought, needs must.
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Jeab had been
working on the island for “Prime Phuket Escorts” for almost three years
and was in constant demand from her mainly farang clientele; foreigners
from Holland, Germany, England, Sweden and so on all looked for her on
their annual sojourn to the sinful sun of Patong.
fact that she had many repeat clients was not that surprising really as
he had all the key attributes which a foreign man usually looked for in
a Thai woman: namely a lithe yet shapely, well-toned body; full breasts
with dark aureola and nipples; and jet black, un-dyed, waist
spoke very good English and could be as charming or disarming and as
seductive as needed; plus, of course, when the time called for it, she
was good between the sheets.
Mind you, that’s not what all of her clients paid for and, in her time working for Prime Phuket Escorts, Jeab had already had many varied experiences. She always felt a sort of thrill when her iphone rang and she saw the number of her agency on display.
What sort of customer will it be today she’d think? Young man, old man; fat or thin? Will it be a new one or an old client coming back to enjoy what I can offer them? Hope it’s a big tipper, then I can have a few days off before the next one…
Jeab particularly liked the older men, but not too old. The ones like the wiry Joost, 62, from near Rotterdam, who thought for a while that they could still have intercourse a couple of times per night like they were still in their 20s or 30s. These type of men were the most charming, usually took her to the best places to eat and/or relax and, in many cases, simply wanted to talk about their lives in the company of beautiful women. They were also the good tippers.
Often, when it came to the sex part with someone like Jeffrey, just 70, bald and slightly overweight from outside London, she’d give each man that bit of affection they so desperately craved, a few hugs, a few squeezes of their arms, a caress of their backs, a peck on the cheek and so on.
The men that use Phuket call girls
As with other escorts, Jeab had learned to neatly categorize the type of men who use her agency and her services. Of course, almost all were tourists and, for the most part, first time tourists to such as the shy, retiring, Elwin, 41, from somewhere near New York, who hadn’t quite worked out the bar or go-go bar scene.
Men like Elwin either felt intimidated by typical bar girls and their casual attitudes to having sex, or wanted a better class of woman. Someone a bit more refined, as Jeab liked to think, and one who, even if she didn’t really want to be doing what she did, at least could pretend rather better than the ladies from the bars.
Within Jeab’s customer base there were those men who were either single owing to some sort of relationship break down [Pedro, Spanish 49], being widowed [Alberto, French 73] or simply weren’t getting enough at home. There were also those who had long stopped being attracted to their bloated, unattractive, domineering western wives or girlfriends.
Of course, some of the men themselves were singularly unattractive but, interestingly, Jeab often found these type of men more charming or with better personalities as if they were trying to make up for their lack of good looks.
Phuket beer bars can be quiet during the day.
Also, a few of her
clients were younger men. She had thought that younger men wouldn’t want
to bother with escorts because they could get as many bar-girls as they
wanted and think of the consequences later.
Then there was the cost. Jeab was not cheap and a younger man could
probably sleep with three or four bar-girls for the rates she
to the needs of men with fetishes is something that Thai escort girls
provide, and Jeab was no different. A fetish that a customer’s
girlfriend or wife either didn’t know about or didn’t approve of and,
hence, would not indulge in.
first, Jeab was surprised just how strange some of the requests she
received from some of her clients were but, once she understood that
such fetishes were just other facets of the great diversity within the
human sexual range of activities, she acquiesced to most requests
amongst her clients these were the top tippers by far, and the most
regular with at least 6 clients that she could regard as repeat
visitors; many journeying at least annually, if not more frequently as
time permitted, to see her and indulge their needs.
knew that her worked marked as a very low class woman in the eyes of
other Thais, but her situation was similar to a lot of girls in the
prostitution industry i.e. she needed the money and there was no other
way of earning the same in another job.
escorts can earn a lot of money, and very few of them leave the
industry to take work in a much more demanding traditional job e.g.
factory work or farm work, for a lot less money.
Phuket Bar Girls & Other Alternatives
Phuket bar girls are more or less the same as those in other tourist areas of the kingdom but once again there are some subtle differences.
For one thing, the number of gogo bars on Phuket is much smaller than you find in Bangkok or Pattaya, so most Phuket bar girls are of the beer bar variety. I’m not sure why gogo bars are less popular here but my guess is that it reflects the different customer profile i.e. younger tourists and more couples.
Serious whore mongers may be quite disappointed with Phuket and will no doubt be horrified to read that some Phuket bar girls are quite choosy with regard to the customers that they will go off with. The younger crowd means that there are plenty of good looking westerners to spend their time with and, contrary to some opinions, looks do matter…
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In Patong there is another difference in that a good number of the
bar girls there can actually dance. They may not have gogo bars but
there are still plenty of chrome poles to be found in the beer bars, and
in my opinion the best dancers in Thailand can be found there. I’ve
never seen anything in Pattaya to compare with the sort of acrobatics
that you see on Bangla road!
Prostitution on Phuket is dominated
by the bar girl scene but Patong does have a naughty massage venue
called Christin massage, or Christine’s as it is often called. For a
true story about the Phuket soapy massage experience at Christin’s, click here.
As with all the popular tourist areas in the land of smiles, your options for companionship with a lady extend well beyond call girls, there are cheaper Phuket escort girls to choose from in the form of bar-girls and/or freelancers, as well as regular Phuket girls on the dating sites.
Patong bar-girls – As mentioned above, there are only a small number of a-go-go bars, so the vast majority of Phuket bar girls are of the beer-bar variety. These ladies are good value for their company, and there are plenty of very attractive women to choose from. Be aware that not all bar girls in Patong are available for take-out, so checking availability by asking waitresses is advisable.
Phuket Freelance Hookers – Whilst I don’t recommend these ladies due to the risks associated with prostitutes who can disappear without a bar to trace them back to, many guys use freelance hookers without any issues. The best places to meet them are in the discos mentioned above, but there are also some late bars where they hang out. The ground-floor bar at the Bangkok Residence Hotel on Soi Sansabai (opposite Soi Bangla) is good for this.
Online girls – The online options for finding romance in Phuket are reasonable; there’s a decent number of girls living on the island and it seems like a large proportion of them use the dating sites to find guys for romantic reasons, whether for a short holiday romance or a more serious long-term arrangement.
Phuket Girl Booking
If you are planning a trip to Phuket then you should be aware that the nightlife outside of Patong is very limited and there won’t be the same abundance of opportunities to meet bar girls and other sorts of Phuket hookers.
If you are restricting your trip to an area in Phuket away from Patong, you will be happy to know that the girls in the bars (everywhere has bars) will most probably be open to the idea of providing sex for money.
Aside from bars girls, Phuket escort girls will be happy to travel to you if you opt for an outcall booking from one of the call girl agencies that serve the island.
The main alternatives to Patong are Karon and Kata (which sit right next to each other). Both of these, especially Karon, have some nightlife options, but nowhere near as many as Patong. All the other beach destinations on the island are quiet in comparison, though nowhere is completely devoid of opportunities.
It’s in the quieter places that Phuket call girls might be a more sensible option, because other options are much reduced. Having said that, you should be able to easily slip your telephone number to a girl working in a shop, this sort of tactic is remarkably successful in all areas of Thailand and you can easily save plenty of cash by going down this route.
Phuket Russian Girls – Moulin Rouge
The Russian girls in Phuket who ply their trade in the adult industry
can also be found on Patong’s Bangla Road. They work at the ‘Moulin
Rouge’. I’d caution anyone reading this that you’ll need very deep
pockets to meet the prices that you’ll be quoted by these girls if you
want one to accompany you off the premises.
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Drink prices are sky high, and you’ll most likely be expected to pay for table dances and the like.
Phuket Russian girls do satisfy a niche audience, but that audience is rarely western. Most of the guys who enjoy the services on offer here are middle-eastern.
I’m not sure (I avoid these places like the plague) but I believe that Russian girls on Bangla Road will demand somewhere in the region of 10,000 baht for an overnight encounter, which makes them roughly the same price as an agency call-girl i.e. they are at the most expensive end of the P4P scale.
Bangla Road Ping Pong Shows
Some P4P tourists may have a curiosity about the Bangla Road Ping Pong Show offerings. As you’ve probably guessed, these shows have nothing to do with table tennis…
The shows are generally safe in terms of prices, this is especially true when compared to Patpong in Bangkok (the ping pong shows there are usually a scam whereby guys get hustled into a bar and served drinks at truly eye watering prices).
The Bangla Road ping pong shows are usually genuine and not scams. Drink prices will be a little higher but not much higher. If you do wander into one of these venues then choose one that looks busy. If you wander in behind the curtain and find no other customers inside – leave immediately. DO NOT stay for a drink, just play safe and get out right away.
Phuket Escort Girl Prices going into 2020
The various P4P Phuket girl prices are not that different to other areas of Thailand, but they are usually a little higher due to the popularity of the island with wealthier tourists.
The table gives an idea of what you might need to pay for a short-time (1 hour or 1 shot) service. Long-time deals (overnight) where they apply may be slightly more or a lot more than the prices below depending on a wide range of factors.
Some guys like to think that they can negotiate a better deal if they haggle hard, but the reality is that the best looking girls have plenty of offers, and what they ask for is relatively fixed. If she likes you she might go for free, but if she quotes a prices then that’s more or less what you’ll have to pay.
Don’t expect a freebie unless you are of similar age or younger – Phuket escorts don’t give freebies to older guys, overweight guys, or ugly guys. If you are fit, young, good-looking, make her laugh, dance good etc. then you’ll have a chance with the disco freelancers, but the other types of Phuket escorts will want payment every time.
Prices are generally lower in the off-season when there are fewer tourists around. Long-time prices are generally cheaper late at night because the girl knows her chances of getting multiple short-time customers is lower the later the night gets.
A Phuket Sex Story
By Adam (from the UK)
my annual rounds of the Phuket sex circuit I thought that a report of my
activities might be of some interest to any similarly debauched minds
out there. I hope that it is of some use to you.
were three girls in particular that caught my attention on my most
recent trip, and what follows is an account of how I fared with each of
are some regrets, some foolishness, and some mistreatment (me being on
the receiving end of that) but, overall, I’m left with fond memories of
my three lovely Phuket sex workers.
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This is not a
report about the various options for sex in Phuket, it's more of a
personal account of the sorts of sexual relationships that develop from
spending extended periods of time in the company of bar girls on the
launching into that, a few words about me. This is my first
contribution to the site, I am 45 years old, reasonably fit, white, and
English. As with many of my North European compatriots I’m a fairly
quite sort of guy, and I only crawl out of my shell when generous
amounts of alcohol is added to my system...
been to Thailand on a few previous occasions, but I claim no great
knowledge of the ins and outs of how the whole sex scene operates or how
Thai girls really think and feel about us westerners.
All I know is that I’ve enjoyed plenty of good times here…
Three Phuket Sex Workers...
I met Am on day 3 of my trip; she’s 19 years old, slim but curvy, long dark hair, fair skinned and, most strikingly, she had firm shapely breasts with fantastic cleavage.
She worked in a run of the mill beer bar with no real distinguishing features.
It took a little effort on my part to win her over and I sensed that I needed to take some time in doing so. I got the impression that rushing in with an immediate offer to ‘bar-fine’ her would not have been successful, so I settled in at her bar for a while.
I let her win a few bar games, connect-four being her favorite, and then duly thrashed her at pool!
I’m told that winning at connect-four will lead the girls to immediately suspect that you are an old hand in the Phuket bar scene and I didn’t want that. I wanted to present myself as the innocent and unspoiled gentleman that I am!
Winning at pool is fine since the girls know that pool is popular with Englishmen back home, being good at connect-four on the other hand is hard to explain…
Over the week or so that I spent with Am, I must admit to having taken a bit too much of an interest in her, she was sexy, enthusiastic, and fantastic in the bedroom.
Unfortunately for me things were not to last and I have to take all of the blame for that – I went to see her one night, unannounced, at her bar and she was already busy with another customer.
The customer in question was an old, fat, Arab covered in hair. The thought of him on top of her grunting away spoiled things in my head and I had to give her an instant red-card for it.
It’s a shame really and I regretted it later, but there are some truths about bar-work that, whilst you may be aware of them, you really don’t want to see in the flesh - this episode fitted that bill exactly!
It also left me wondering about my first impression; if she was happy to go with this fellow then perhaps an instant bar-fine offer on our first meeting would have been accepted.
One of the better beer bar settings in Phuket.
After Am the lovely Fon was next on my list of newfound friends. Fon, like Am, was also 19. She had shorter hair with a red tint to it, slightly darker skin, and a really sexy face.
She didn’t have the curves that Am had, but she was slim and good fun.
I met her in a bar owned by an Englishman and quickly took a liking to her quiet but bubbly personality. The Englishman and his Thai wife/girlfriend had a toddler, and I liked the way that Fon took care of her – it made me think that she was a kind and decent person.
She may well be kind and lovely, but things went sour with Fon as they did with Am, the difference this time is that I put the blame squarely on her shoulders...
I’d already learned my Phuket sex scene lesson from my time with Am, and I had decided that turning up unannounced at a girl's place of work is a bad idea. That being the case I sent her an SMS one night to ask about her availability and if I could come see her.
“Come see me” was the response so off I went.
I got to her bar and there she was all alone as I’d planned, so I pulled up a chair and settled in with a beer – buying her a drink too of course.
Things were going okay between us and, whilst it wasn’t spoken, it was definitely understood that I was there to pay her bar-fine and spend the night with her. In fact, she knew full-well that this was my intention as soon as I sent her the SMS.
I could sense that this was her intention too… until her mobile phone beeped with a new SMS. All of a sudden she couldn’t go with me because another customer had requested her services.
Now, I’m a reasonable sort of bloke and I understand that monogamy in the Phuket sex industry doesn’t come with a bar-fine and a small payment in the morning, but I do expect that when I’m first in line I shouldn’t get a queue jumper receiving preferential treatment over me.
I left and told her that I wouldn’t be coming back!
To her credit she did leave an apology for me with a mutual acquaintance. I’ve come to realize that apologies from Thai girls are about as rare as rocking-horse shit, so I caved in and decided to give her another go.
Unfortunately for me, by the time I heard about the apology I’d already been seen in the company of another woman (or two). I ask you, would you expect a working-girl to get angry over you being with another girl given that she herself had ditched you one night to go off with another man?
Well, Fon went nuts!
At her bar things started off okay, but I could see something was slowly simmering away inside her. Being a bit of a coward I took the decision to call it quits – when I asked for my check-bin things boiled over and Fon threw a fit.
I paid the bill but she wasn’t at all contented with that and started demanding extra money from me for no reason at all! I refused, of course, but the rage within her was clear to see.
Coward or no coward I wasn’t putting up with that nonsense, so I moved her out of my way with a flash of anger in my own face. That got me out of there, and for the rest of the holiday I avoided that part of town.
Take care Fon, I hope your schizophrenia clears up soon… and also take care dear reader, the Phuket sex scene is full of these sorts of nutters and you can’t always spot them at first glance.
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Ploi was the last of the girls that I spent more than a casual few hours with. She was a little older than the other two at 25, slightly overweight, but with a lovely face.
I took her on an excursion to Phi-Phi Island where we spent the night together. Ploi was good company and easy to talk to, I suppose that’s one advantage of a little extra maturity.
For anyone who is interested, I recommend taking a Thai girl with you to Phi-Phi. If she knows her way around you can rent a scooter and have her drive you to all the best places, and there are some really nice spots to stay for a few beers.
I got bitten by mosquitoes on the way back from Phi-Phi. The one time I didn’t have any repellent with me and the sodding things chewed on me. There’s another tip for you – as soon as the sun starts getting low, get sprayed up or get bitten…
I saw Ploi on a few occasions after the Phi-Phi trip, and I got the impression that she was looking for a boyfriend. That was never going to happen with me and I suspect that she soon realized it.
The last time I saw her she was making eyes at a former customer, fair enough I suppose, I took my leave and drew the curtain on another Thai friendship.
My Phuket Sex Scene Conclusion
I had good times with all of the ladies that I met in Phuket, and I’m not ruling out the possibility of ever getting seriously attached to a Thai girl, but if and when that happens it will most certainly not be with a bar-girl.
Whatever amount of common sense I lack, I'm not quite that foolish!
I’ve come to realize that I’m hopeless at reading these ladies, so the only thing I can use as any kind of barometer for a girl’s suitability for long-term romance is to look at what she does, rather than what she says.
From what I can make out, this is exactly the way that Thais make judgments too – actions speak a lot louder than words in the land of smiles…
Do Thai working-girls enjoy their work?
I have written on other pages of my site that it is necessity that is
driving the ladies of Thailand to work in the oldest of professions, but
there are some experienced guys who think differently. I’ve had plenty
of guys point out that most of the other Southeast Asian countries have
greater levels of poverty without a comparable prostitution scene.
For my general thoughts on the prostitution scene in the land of smiles, and a half decent slap down of mainstream western attitudes towards it, have a look at:
The question rests on the readers’ instincts as to what exactly is the point at which it becomes acceptable for a Thai girl to throw away all that her society deems moral and decent, and resort to prostitution with all that it entails.
Some people argue that your average Westerner is far too lenient and sympathetic towards your average bar-girl in terms of writing off her despicable ways as being beyond her control and something that ‘necessity demanded.
Neither is it because the girls are being forced into it.
At one time all the girly bars had a mamasan working in them. As soon as a customer walked in, a beautiful Thai girl would be instructed to go and sit with him (sometimes two girls, one either side). Back then the girls did as they were told, or there would be trouble.
Nowadays the girls have all the power.
If they don’t like a given bar they can easily find work at another bar. Because of the power shift, the girls have all the personal freedom in the world to come and go as they choose, and they often choose to remain on the game far beyond any point at which they are financially dependent on it (assuming they ever were in the first place).
There's many a Thai girl working the nightlife scene who is not there out of need but simply because the pay is good, and the lifestyle can be addictive. There are also plenty of prostitutes in Thailand who genuinely enjoy the work… sometimes.
With all this said, Thai girls don’t grow up dreaming of making an easy living on their backs; it is usually (but not always) the case that one set of unfortunate circumstances or another has led them into such work, at least in the beginning.
Those circumstances might sometimes stem from other things than poverty e.g. an abusive upbringing, drug addiction and such like. I can’t account for why Thailand is different to neighboring countries, its culture and development is unique, so comparisons to other SEA countries are not of much use in my opinion.
Phuket Hookers; my story
By Jeremy (from France)
I wasn't really into the Phuket bar girls and naughty nightlife scene until a couple of years ago, unlike many of my friends who are real bar pillars. But, after almost two years working in France, time was coming to move to Thailand and start enjoying life again.
Initially my plan was to stay in Bangkok, where I have many Thai Friends and enjoy the life in an emerging megalopolis, but two friends from Facebook (added from a FB group dedicated to Thailand) were in Phuket at the moment of my landing.
After some talks on the social network, they convinced me to join them in Phuket, as a lonely traveler this time, the idea was appealing.
I landed in Phuket one early morning at the beginning of October after a sleepless night in Bangkok. A late landing and a night out with a friend wasn't helping my head; I was hung-over but fortunately not so bad.
After a flight, a taxi ride and check-in to my residence in the north off Patong, I was not really ready to move and was tired by the multiple flights... but my phone was ringing already.
After renting a bike on beach road, I spent the day with Rayan and Julian, around Rawai (a beach to the south of the island) with some French expats. Then it was time to take a shower, a nap, and then off to Bangla Road in search of some Phuket girls…
Some Phuket bar girls.
Bangla Road and the bar scene
Awake at midnight, I was going Bangla road by motorbike-taxi. Bangla road is a Walking street from beach road in Patong to Rat-U-Thit road, most of the lady bars and nightclubs are there.
In almost two years since my previous trip, many things had changed, like much of Thailand.
The Hollywood Disco (the best club with the best Phuket bar girls for over a decade) was under renovation so, according to Facebook, all the crowd from Hollywood had moved to the Illuzion nightclub, a new club looking like a first class European nightclub.
First off I stopped in the Seth Gueko bar, a bar made by a French rapper, and popular enough with a big French crowd inside. Like other bars, most of the ladies use their charm to get lady-drinks bought for them and earn a commission on it.
A few will leave the bar with you but the ‘bar-fine’ there is overpriced. Most of them remembered me since my visit a couple of years ago, and teased me for lady-drinks... routine stuff for Phuket bar girls.
Two Girls - Mint & Apple
Inside Illuzion there are plenty of Phuket freelancers (working girls that are unattached to a bar) and after 3am most Phuket bar girls leave their bars and head to the clubs for a bit of freelance work… Illuzion, Tiger disco, Seduction, Tai Pan etc where they can continue to chase foreigners.
After a jig on the dance-floor, a couple of very sexy Phuket bar girls literally attacked me! As usual most of them will touch you, talk to you and push you to get your attention.
The first presents herself as Apple, 22 years old, from Buriram (in Isaan, a poor province in the northeast of Thailand). She has dark hair with a little red, a classy red dress and a brown skin much loved by foreigners. The second presents herself as Mint, from Udon Thani (also in Isaan), she also has brown skin, dark red hair and a short black dress with small shorts.
The couple admit working in a bar near Suzy Wong, a very popular a-go-go bar where you can give the ladies asses a playful smack. After the usual questions e.g. where you from, holiday here, how old are you, where you stay here etc., and a couple of hours of fun with some cocktails, Mint agrees to go back to my room.
Phuket bar girls take care of themselves and don’t always go off with just anybody in a disco...
After a short walk we reach Soi San Sabai, a street opposite Bangla Road where most of the Bangla Road crowd park their motorbikes and go eating in nearby restaurants. Apple explains to me that she has worked in Patong for 3 years.
As the first of a family of three children, like every Thai family, Mint has to take care of them. In a Thai culture, the eldest and especially a girl, has to respect this or lose face.
Like most Phuket Bar girls, she lives in a shared flat with other girls, near the 3rd road. After she pays for her room, she sends her remaining money every week to her family. She has a tattoo at the bottom off her back, a butterfly, and a fish with some roses on her leg. Many off these girls doing this for luck and beauty, many of their parents disapprove.
Many Phuket bar girls like to talk to farang (foreign) men about their lives, often with lies but always with a smile. At 18 years old, Apple started working at a small bar on the corner of the main street in Kata, in south Phuket. The owner was her aunt. After one year she started to scale up and go working in a lady bar near Otop market, another area for Patong bar girls.
There she met a hard working Australian man who fell in love with her. The Australian sends her some money every month via Western Union, with a promise to marry her in a few months. Then she has to leave the bar for a while, and travel to Australia for two weeks, but the easy money addiction resides in her.
You can take the girl out of the bar but you cannot take the bar out of the girl (an often repeated mantra, but usually true) so she’s still working in the industry for the time being. She knows that she is young and sexy and she thinks that she has to do it now before it’s too late.
I spent a few days with Apple, normally I have to pay a fee for her absence from the bar each day but sometimes the ‘mamasan’ (the boss from a lady girl) can let her go for free.
Many Phuket bar girls don't go outside of the Patong area much, some don’t own a motorbike or don’t get time to travel around, others get hangovers every day and are lazy. Apple likes to go to Kata Beach though; we relax there and enjoy the seafood. She took care of me with everything, the food, how to eat...
After a few days, she confessed that she would have to go back to her hometown, Buriram, soon. Her grandmother is sick in hospital. I take her back to her room and we promise to meet again.
Two days later I meet Mint again; after a few lady drinks she tells me that she has got some problems with her French Boyfriend. He saw a photo taken by the Illuzion staff of me and her published on the club Facebook fan page. She met him in the bar a few months ago and, like Apple’s boyfriend, he regularly sends her some money but she has never left the bar.
If you want to meet a lady for serious romance, online dating is a better place to start than a disco in Pattaya. The tourist focused bars are no good for meeting the love of your life, but there are alternatives online at:
She knows that, like
many foreigners here, her boyfriend can’t afford to stay in Thailand as a
resident and she is not ready to live in Europe. So, for the moment,
she is still doing her thing as usual and it’s making him crazy. I asked
her about Apple, it turns out that she’ll be back in a few days but
I’ve decided to not contact her for the moment, and play around instead.
Phuket Hookers and Jealousy
I met Titty in a Soi Tiger bar. She is small with long dark hair and a sexy body. We decide to meet later in Illuzion if she's still available. One hour later, in the disco alone, a freelancer tried to introduce some of her friends to me, but she started to hassle me in the wrong way… very pushy. After a few messages on Line App I got Titty to join me there and we hit the dance-floor together. I noticed Apple looking at us in an angry way.
Titty is from Khon Kaen, (yet another Isaan girl) twenty four years old with a baby from a Thai man who cheated on her with another girl. Like many bar girls in Phuket, she has moved to Phuket and left a nursing job to make more money in a bar so that she can take care of her daughter. She confessed that she has one twin sister in town doing the same job, but I soon forgot all about that...
For the most part Thai girls have a great attitude, and always seem happy, which then gives you a good vibe. Western women on the other hand seem to be permanently on the rag, they find any reason they can to torture you with their nonsense. From doing the laundry to preparing meals a Thai girl knows how to run a household.
On one night I met some French guys who wanted to party in style so we took the V.I.P. area of Illuzion along with the sexiest Phuket freelancers from the dance-floor crowd. Titty was there and she was angry as hell at seeing me with another woman
“Hey, I see you on the stage before you dance with a lady!” “No, no, it’s nothing, just a friend. Look, she’s already gone...” “You can't lie to me; this is my twin sister, she see you!” “Really?!” (I look at them...) “Oh shit!!!”
Her twin saw me and shot a video of me on the stage with the other girl; and then sent it to Titty. I say “up to her to do what she has to do, we are not engaged and everything now looks like a drama series on Thai TV.”
On the way out of the club she hugged a fat ugly man to try and make me jealous; what a stupid situation, but too late. Apple was also there, watching everything; sometimes it’s just better to go back to your room alone...
Phuket bar girls are there for making money before anything, that’s a fact, but when you spend a few days with one of them they will look at you as a regular boyfriend. Some will not allow you to hook up with other girls.
If you prefer to keep things on a strictly business only footing, Phuket escort girls might be a better choice for fun times.
Patong is a small place where everyone knows each other and, after a few weeks, I already know so many girls in each club that I sometimes feel unsafe! A combination of alcohol, sometimes yaba (crystal meth), and jealousy can sometimes make Phuket bar girls go crazy, and something bad can happen to you in those circumstances.
Regular Phuket Girls & Life in Paradise
In appearance, Phuket girls are usually a bit fairer skinned, a bit taller, and a bit more curvaceous than you find in, for example, Pattaya. The reason for this is because Phuket is a lot further away from Isaan than Pattaya, or Bangkok for that matter.
This means that fewer of those girls travel there for work. Isaan girls, if you haven’t guessed already, tend to be significantly shorter and darker skinned than other Thais.
In Phuket, the difference in the appearance of the Thai girls is not as marked as it is in Chiang Mai, where the Chinese ancestry of the people makes them quite notably taller and lighter skinned, but there is a subtle difference none the less.
There is plenty of variety amongst the Phuket girls though, so whatever your preference is you won’t struggle to find someone that meets your exacting standards!
Phuket is one of my favourite destinations in Thailand and, if you enjoy a busy nightlife, then you’ll probably love the place too. The nightlife is nowhere near the size and extent that you find in Pattaya, but then there is no place on Earth that I’m aware of that can compare to Pattaya in that regard...
Some of Thailand's best beaches are in Phuket.
As with the other island destination that I’ve written about i.e. Koh
Samui, Phuket seems to draw a significantly younger tourist demographic
than you find in other places. I’m not sure why the islands seem to
draw a younger crowd, but they do.
Similarly, they draw a larger
number of couples, but this is a little easier to understand since
island retreats can be seen as being a bit more romantic than mainland
destinations. Phuket certainly fits the bill if a romantic setting is
what you are looking for, some of the best beaches and scenery that
Thailand has to offer can be found there.
If you are traveling
alone, the Phuket girls are very friendly and you will find that there
is no need to spend your time on the island alone. Phuket is a very good
place if you like to do a bit of exploring, and the girls can be really
good company for showing you around the island.
Renting a motorbike on the island is cheap, but many Phuket girls own
their own scooters and will be happy to ride you around if you don’t
mind sitting behind – it’s actually ideal because you’ll be able to have
a drink without fear of being prosecuted for drunk driving.
The nightlife options on the island:
Patong beach is the largest and busiest destination on Phuket and it has by far the largest nightlife scene. The center of the action is focused on and around ‘Bangla road’ (see above for details).
Karon beach & Kata beach just to the south of Patong offer a much more sedate sort of holiday experience, and the nightlife there is much more relaxed. Kamala beach and Surin beach just to the north of Patong are similar options to Karon & Kata, and all of these options are popular with couples. That doesn’t mean that you can’t find ladies though - the girls here are usually looking for a western companion, as this story about Karon Beach girls demonstrates.
Finally, if you want to experience a more authentic Thai style nightlife, there is always the option of Phuket town where Karaoke type bars are popular. You won’t find many tourists here and it is not somewhere that I’d advise you to pitch your tent if you are only visiting on a short term basis. It may be of interest if you are staying for a few months, and you want to find the cheapest prices, as well as the most suitable girls for a serious relationship.
All in all, Phuket has got plenty of variety to offer, and each location on the island is within easy traveling distance of the other locations.
More about Phuket
Phuket is the largest of the Thai islands, and the most developed. It has some top class hotels to choose from, but also the full spectrum of cheaper options if you are on a budget. The resident population is more than 6 times that on Koh Samui, which means that there are plenty of online options for finding girls to meet up with once you arrive.
There is a sizable expat community living on the island, and all the things that you need to make life there a fulfilling experience are present. Healthcare is of a high standard, and basically I’d like to retire there even if there are some tourism challenges at the moment.
Some local attractions that you will want to see are not actually on the main island. Maya bay, Phi Phi Island, Phang Nga Bay are all good places to head off to, but you’ll need to book a boat trip excursion for that. It is cheap enough to do, and going with your new Phuket girl travelling companion will virtually guarantee some memories that will last a lifetime.
The stats regarding the cost of living in Phuket came as a bit of surprise to me; I had assumed that this was a relatively expensive place to live. There are certainly some aspects of living there that are expensive, taxi fares and general travel costs, for example, are horrendous compared to other Thai destinations.
However, there are other costs that are lower. Rental costs and property costs are surprisingly low, especially considering that local incomes are comparatively high. Overall, the cost of living in Phuket is a little higher than in Pattaya but significantly lower than in Bangkok.
Rumors of scandal in south Thailand have done the rounds in recent years, with more than a few westerners being relieved of large sums of money for one reason or another – usually involving romantic attachment to the wrong sort of Phuket girls.
Attention was recently focused on property market scams and a court case over claims written by Jonathan Head, the BBC correspondent for Thailand. In the article, published by the BBC, the name of a person allegedly involved in a property market scam was published, and that resulted in a defamation claim be registered against Mr Head.
Now, not knowing anything about the case other than what was reported, I have nothing more to write about it but you won’t find me investing in Phuket property anytime soon. However, the case against Mr Head did get thrown out of court, so there at least sanity prevailed.
I have written previously about the potential high rewards from investment in Thai property, but Pattaya has always been my preferred location for that. There is definitely a lot of potential for high returns but, as always with such things, the potential for high returns comes with extra risks. If those risks are unacceptable to you then you shouldn’t invest.
I know that some westerners are married to the idea of owning property but it is a good idea to be flexible on which particular properties you own. There’s no reason why you can’t own a property in your own country and let it out.
The rental income that it generates could then be used to lease the property in Thailand in which you intend to reside. You will, perhaps, miss out on an investment that could grow substantially in value, but at the same time you would eliminate the extra risks involved in overseas property investment.
There is one clear distinction that needs to be made as regards the ladies, Phuket girls and Patong girls are not the same thing.
Patong is like a smaller version of Pattaya and the ladies that you will meet in the bars there are lovely, but totally unsuitable for any kind of lasting romance. Patong girls are working girls, and getting involved with one will likely lead to serious regrets at some point.
Regular Phuket girls, on the other hand, are a different matter. If you can find a regular lady working away from the tourist areas (Phuket Town is the obvious choice) then you have every chance of finding a good girl.
Final Thoughts on Phuket Escorts
Phuket escort girls will have some appeal to some guys, the proliferation of escort sites focusing on Phuket provides ample evidence of that. However, for those people who just want to party the night away in Patong, escorts are probably an unnecessary expense. There are too many cheaper options that can provide a call-girl type service.
Another option that I haven’t mentioned above are the Phuket massage girls, many of these ladies are happy to visit your hotel to provide their services and most will be willing to provide a lot more than mere massage…
This lovely petite young lady, 28 years old and only 47kg, is looking for a western man to be her boyfriend. If you would like to meet up with girls just as lovely, you can with