By Geoff (from Bangkok)
My first encounter with a Thai ladyboy escort was about to commence, and it was not a happy one! I was actually shopping online for a female escort, i.e. not a transsexual, for some much needed company and was duped by ladyboy posing as a girl.
Being in Bangkok on business for a few days I was traveling alone and I was completely bored out of my mind… the prospect of some female companionship had lured me in.
I came across a few dating websites online but was discouraged from entering my details to create a profile. The alternative that I chose was Craigslist which, in hindsight, I regret using more than drinking cobra infused whiskey at the Chatuchack market.
There was a surprisingly small selection of available ladies at my disposal on the site; I guess a lot of them want to remain hidden under the radar. There were also a lot of them using titles like “Bangkok ladyboy escort” and “sexy fun lady for foreigner”. For some reason I wanted to find someone with a more reserved sort of profile.
I searched meticulously and discovered someone that I felt matched my requirements; it had a picture of a beautiful woman and her description suggested that she was down to earth and looking for a good time as well. I sent a quick message, providing my first name, and proclaimed my interest in meeting her for the obligatory first date drink. I make myself a coffee and light a cigarette while taking a look outside at the breath-taking scenery of smog and traffic whilst waiting for a response from my new friend.
I hear a beep on my computer, which signifies I’ve got mail, so I swiftly glide over from the balcony and excitedly open the email. I didn’t anticipate just how much she wanted to meet me; I assumed that your average Thai woman would be quite shy.
Her name was Porn (meaning blessing in Thai) and she replied that she wanted to not just meet me but that she was willing to come to my hotel room first. There was also a fairly suggestive photo attachment of her upper half.
Now, the situation was a little uncomfortable in that I had gotten the hotel room for free via the company I work for, and I didn’t want the staff talking about me which might endanger my future employment. I hastily developed a plan and provided Porn with my phone number; as soon as she called I gave her specific directions for finding the hotel, and a blind spot outside where I would meet her.
As a short aside from the story, here are my thoughts on Thai ladyboy escort locations in Bangkok:
30 minutes later Porn gives me a ring to notify me of her whereabouts, but she’s confused about the location. I can see her from the window inside the ground floor bathroom and I hail her to come over and climb in. She looks dumbfounded by the whole covert operation thing but I reiterate that I can’t let the hotel staff know that I have lady in my room.
She starts to complain, saying what I can only assume are swear words in Thai as she jumps up into the window and climbs inside, but I got the impression that this wasn’t her first time jumping through a window.
We manage to go undetected to the hotel room where she collapses on the bed. I inform her that I need to use the bathroom and that she should make herself comfortable. 10 minutes later Porn is sitting naked on my bed with her legs crossed firmly, it was obvious that she was hiding something from me.
Clearly, I was in the company of a Bangkok ladyboy escort… marvelous… how do I handle this?
She also seemed agitated at the situation even though it was one that she had manufactured! We had some sort of Mexican standoff, but I was not ready to see her pistol. “I am a Bangkok ladyboy escort” she confirmed.
My face froze for a moment while I tried to figure out the best way out of this predicament. “I think we have a misunderstanding” I uttered, hoping she would put her clothes back on and leave, but it only seemed to anger her. “I’m not leaving” Porn rapidly exclaimed, accompanied by a childish grunt. I maintain a calm disposition, fully aware that anyone who would deliberately put themselves in a situation like this might easily be carrying a weapon for protection.
“I’m sorry but I don’t want to have sex with you, I think it’s best if you leave” I recommended, with a forced smile to try to ease the tension. She rolls her eyes at me and then flops over on the side of the bed that has her handbag. She starts rummaging through it and I begin slowly walking backwards seriously concerned about what she might pull out.
I take a quick look around for a viable weapon if things turned ugly. She pulls out a pack of cigarettes and I simultaneously breathe a sigh of relief. I figured that since intercourse was a definite no, the next thing she will want is money. I check my pockets for my wallet and phone but I am unable to locate them. “You need to be more careful, I could have left when you were in the bathroom” she bragged, waving my stuff in front of me.
Porn became less hostile toward me, knowing that she has the upper hand over me, and I start wondering if this is a typical sort of occurrence for a Bangkok ladyboy escort. “I want to ask you something?” she requested, her eyes slowly focusing towards the ground and not fixated on me. “Can I smoke?” she asked. “Sure” I replied, abiding by her request in fear. Her first puff relaxed her more but this was still remnant of a hostage situation. “I’m sorry, I’m not a bad person, I’m just desperate” she declared.
Another quick aside, this time about other Thai ladyboy escort destinations in Thailand:
I learned from doing business how to read body language and with that I knew I could easily turn the tables on the situation. I sat down next to Porn, opened my arms as a physical gesture to comfort her, and she confides that she has been sad since her mother died and had no-one to talk to.
She implied that being alone is normal to her, it is typical for a Bangkok ladyboy escort to be without a long-term boyfriend or husband due to their inability to have children, and she needed someone to understand her. She was a lost soul; in need of some comfort and help to re-evaluate herself, ironically this is what I did for a living.
After 20 minutes of intense revelations and realizations, she handed me back my stuff and I was feeling some sympathy for her. Porn went to my bathroom to freshen up with a newfound confidence reflected in her smile. I felt proud of my ability to contain the situation, and a little humbled that she didn’t attack me as I’d half expected.
As she was about to leave I gave her 3,000 baht for her time and wished her well. She wais at me for my gratitude and understanding. After a while I reflect on the experience and think that a Bangkok Ladyboy escort is just a person like anyone else, but perhaps with a few extra hurdles in life to get over – it taught me a lesson and I wish I’d been a little less hasty to assume the worst as soon as I clapped eyes upon her.
A Thai ladyboy escort service is an option that might appeal to you if you are interested in meeting a ladyboy in Pattaya or elsewhere but, on the whole, I'd advise against using an escort agency as the prices tend to be very high.
Pattaya ladyboy escorts do ask for cheaper rates than you'll find in Bangkok and other destinations, but they're still expensive compared to ladyboy bar-workers. With the number of ladyboys that you can meet in the various bars in sin city, there really is no need to pay the higher prices asked by escorts.
Pattaya ladyboy escorts from an agency tend to cost something like three times the amount that you would pay in a bar i.e. as much as 4,000 to 5,000 baht for a single hour.
The day-rate is even worse, one whole day can be as much as 16,000 baht! Unless you are in a fortunate financial position I'm guessing that you can see why I recommend the online route. The people that you'll meet there are regular people, so you won't need to pay them a penny for their time...
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